Scary Pretzel
What an intro to 2005. Five minutes ago, I saw my housemate getting it on with her current cutie on the bed. MY bed.
I should have known it when I saw his pants on the living room sofa. But they were quiet, so I thought nothing was going on, perhaps maybe he had to do a number 2 so bad he couldn't wait to ease off his pants.
The first thing I saw when I opened the door was his butt. Almost pockmarked, but strong, like he'd just been working out. Then again, he was working out, he was pummeling into her. Then my eyes focused on her legs flailing, and before I ran away I threw my book at their direction.
Ran. Hid. I heard them scurry and scuffle.
Right now I bet they're still doing it, with less noise. Nice. I'm not going to do the laundry she has to clean her own mess. Oh well, but I'm tired, I just got back from class. I might as well just jump in and forget that they ever did it on my bed.
I'll clean it tomorrow.
I should have known it when I saw his pants on the living room sofa. But they were quiet, so I thought nothing was going on, perhaps maybe he had to do a number 2 so bad he couldn't wait to ease off his pants.
The first thing I saw when I opened the door was his butt. Almost pockmarked, but strong, like he'd just been working out. Then again, he was working out, he was pummeling into her. Then my eyes focused on her legs flailing, and before I ran away I threw my book at their direction.
Ran. Hid. I heard them scurry and scuffle.
Right now I bet they're still doing it, with less noise. Nice. I'm not going to do the laundry she has to clean her own mess. Oh well, but I'm tired, I just got back from class. I might as well just jump in and forget that they ever did it on my bed.
I'll clean it tomorrow.
posted by tolldoll at 8:16 PM
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