Dodgy Mullet
You know... if I had a dollar for every minute I spend waiting for this damned blogger to load (while staring at the monitor at that), I would be able to buy myself an issue of InStyle. Then while it loads to another page I could read through the whole issue, and mind you, InStyle is thick.
I have a mullet hairstyle. Stop trying to hide your smile behind your hand, and let out your belly-aching laugh because I've heard it a million times: mullet is dodgy and heinous. 5 back to back issues of Glamour have mullets on their Don't lists and I've read countless of times how awful that hairstyle is. noone encourages it.
Having a mullet is like having AIDS. It kills, silently, and slowly.
But I digress. I am a fashion concious gal (I really am!) and while I believe in being trendy, sometimes you can't never follow the crowd too much. For once, I like my hairstyle. So the media coined it as dodgy... but who died and made the media King? Who said that whatever any fashion magazine say is fashion overkill is TRUE?
No one defines style other than yourself.
Yes, I sound a little bit defensive, and it's because I'm tired of having people point at my hair and say, "Geez woman, do you know you have a mullet?!" If only I could respond with, "GOD! So that's what been growing on my head. Gee, thanks."
Despite what the fashion says, I think a mullet hairstyle is rockin, and not because I am sporting it. First of all, it is unisex. Never has a hair that looks good on a man looks even better on a woman. Secondly, it is easy to style, and plus it's an all-rounder. you can style it to look demure at traditional wedding parties, make it look edgy at some gig shows, or have it look sleek at some fucking job interviews. And lastly, if you want to be fucking unique, there you go. A mullet is the answer. If having a hairdo that people laugh at isn'tunique, I don't know what is.
Enough about hair. I'm going to continue studying, and hope I don't flunk my paper tomorrow.
I have a mullet hairstyle. Stop trying to hide your smile behind your hand, and let out your belly-aching laugh because I've heard it a million times: mullet is dodgy and heinous. 5 back to back issues of Glamour have mullets on their Don't lists and I've read countless of times how awful that hairstyle is. noone encourages it.
Having a mullet is like having AIDS. It kills, silently, and slowly.
But I digress. I am a fashion concious gal (I really am!) and while I believe in being trendy, sometimes you can't never follow the crowd too much. For once, I like my hairstyle. So the media coined it as dodgy... but who died and made the media King? Who said that whatever any fashion magazine say is fashion overkill is TRUE?
No one defines style other than yourself.
Yes, I sound a little bit defensive, and it's because I'm tired of having people point at my hair and say, "Geez woman, do you know you have a mullet?!" If only I could respond with, "GOD! So that's what been growing on my head. Gee, thanks."
Despite what the fashion says, I think a mullet hairstyle is rockin, and not because I am sporting it. First of all, it is unisex. Never has a hair that looks good on a man looks even better on a woman. Secondly, it is easy to style, and plus it's an all-rounder. you can style it to look demure at traditional wedding parties, make it look edgy at some gig shows, or have it look sleek at some fucking job interviews. And lastly, if you want to be fucking unique, there you go. A mullet is the answer. If having a hairdo that people laugh at isn'tunique, I don't know what is.
Enough about hair. I'm going to continue studying, and hope I don't flunk my paper tomorrow.
posted by tolldoll at 8:41 AM
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'cuz this shit's not about pants, and this shit's not about shirts, and this shit's definitely not about hair. 'Cuz all the fashion in the world can't save you now. It's something I'll write it down for you, mullets are cool as a bomb.
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